Old Farmer Johnson was family was standing around his a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson:"But I want you to."
Wife:"But why?"
Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
譯文:
老農約翰遜就要死了.他的家人都站在牀邊.他聲音低沉地對妻子說:“我死後,我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯.”
妻子說:“不,在你死後,我不能嫁給任何人.”
約翰遜:“但我希望你這麼做.”
妻子:“爲什麼?”
約翰遜:“因爲瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我.”